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by: Eric Moss

This is from a Long Island limerick contest.

Requirements were to use the two words
Lewinsky (The White House Intern) and
Kaczynski (The Unabomber) in the limerick.

Here are the winners:

Third Place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynsky.

Second Place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynsky
Since you made such a mess
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

And the Winning Entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynsky must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.

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